What Was Giuliani Doing Getting Arrested in Cincinnati?

Oh, my bad:

Harphant then said he saw the bikini-clad person hop into a parked blue Ford F-150 pickup truck with red emergency lights on top and he realized the person was a man.

"My wife said, 'It's a lady,' and I was like, 'No, it's not a lady,' " he said.

Harphant then followed the truck as it drove around the park - including by the children's playground - and called police on his cell phone.

"There's a man out here dressed up in a wig and women's two-piece bikini freaking people out in the park," he told a 911 dispatcher...

...Mason Police Officer Scott Miller pulled the truck over. His report states:

"I observed Cole to be wearing a very skimpy woman's ... bikini with two tan water balloons taped to the top to simulate two woman's breasts and a pair of pink Speedo flip-flop sandals."