Go and brave the "ad" price for admittance to read Bill Mahers column in Salon.
My favorite bit?

So there you have it: It turns out that the Justice Department is entirely staffed with Jesus freaks from a televangelist diploma mill in Virginia Beach.

Most of them young women with very little knowledge of the law, but a very strong sense of doing what they're told.

Like the Manson family, but with cleaner hair.