Wednesday, February 07, 2007

While we're on dictionary definitions of trampy wingers, my good pal Rick Perlstein, fantastic historian (he wrote the best account of the rise of the Right and Goldwaterism I have ever read) and good progressive, led me to this one.

I mean this stuff just writes itself!

col·ter Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kohl-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun

a sharp blade or wheel attached to the beam of a plow, used to cut the ground in advance of the plowshare.

Also, coulter.


I hear the alternative definition is:

-noun

woman with Cheney-sized goiter who shows up on television in cocktail lounge outfits looking like she just tossed her lunch.


But, of course, that one could just be a rumor...

9 Comments:

At 2:29 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Here ya go...(Mitt Romney)

Rom·ney
–noun
one of an English breed of hardy sheep, having coarse, long wool.

Yup, another Republican sheep...

That name just fits like a

Mitt
-noun
a glove worn for catching a baseball or short for "mitten".

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

I wish Coulter weren't discussed so much.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Nicely done mary ellen...we may have to make this a weekly thing..

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

fernando

You're killing me with the images...please have mercy on my poor soul! :-D

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

So, two sperm are swimming in Coulter…
…The first one says, “Man, we’ve been swimming a long time–when will we reach the egg?”……..Second one says, “Patience, dude, we’re not even past her esophagus yet!”

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Nice......It's impossible to get past her esophagus with that goiter there btw...

 
At 3:15 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

What a horrible way for a man to spill his seed Mary Ellen.

Oh the humanity!

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Morris Sheppard said...

Then of course there's McCain:

Mc : Gaelic ancestral name to mean "son of",
while Cain as we all know, murdered his brother and is a symbol for evil. As in "to raise Cain" which means to cause trouble or commotion.

Like father, like son?

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Well said Morris. I am writing a book on the guy and didn't know that. I have a feeling it may turn into the quote at the beginning of a chapter. And if it does, you get full credit my friend.

 

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