The modern GOP is so filled with lunatics, sometimes any satire I could dream up just couldn't compare to the real thing. Witness, for example, the powerful Texas state legislator who thinks the Earth DOES NOT revolove around the sun.
Yeah, um, that "theory" espoused by that wack Copernicus was just a Jewish conspiracy to discredit the Old Testament. I don 't know whether to laugh or cry.
But please, for the love of all that is America, will someone bitch slap this man!?!