Saturday, January 20, 2007

I'm not sure what to say, but what an unbelievable dick. In really a comical, crazy uncle you need to put in an institution kinda way.

Using machine guns as props, Nugent, 58, appeared onstage as the final act of the inaugural ball wearing a cutoff T-shirt emblazoned with the Confederate flag and shouting offensive remarks about non-English speakers, according to people who were in attendance.
This man must have such a small schlong, he might want to think about getting in touch with fellow GOP whack Mel Sembler and borrowing his penis pump.

This, my friends, is the Republican base.

16 Comments:

At 3:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goddammit Ted. I actually like a few of your old songs! But now I feel like a freaking Klansman when I start playing air guitar to Stranglehold or Cat Scratch Fever.

Ugh. I guess I'll have to toss those old albums in the trash along with my one Toby Keith cd.

 
At 7:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to vent for a sec. I was just browsing washingtonpost.com and noticed this op-ed:


CEOs Deserve Their Pay
Worth Every Last Million


Go read it. It's beyond unreal.

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

Thanks for the link to the Wash Post piece jambon. I may just have to use that one to kick the shit out of them at Huff Post.

 
At 8:26 AM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

I just read it jambon. I wish I were not so busy at this second, because what utter crap. And this man deserves to get his ass kicked...

 
At 10:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for this post Cliff. Texas is still Texas - what a surprise. I'm surprised they reaffirmed the Voting Rights Act.

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG Cliff, I thought the reference to the penis pump was just you making an analogy. I just read that article you linked to.

I am stunned at the clowns involved with these war mongers.

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff NEVER jokes about penis pumps!!

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

OT....

Chicago Bears are going to the Superbowl...oh yeah!!!!!!

Ok...I got it out of my system, I'll move on.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Terry C said...

Just how long has Ted been dining out on "Cat Scratch Fever"?

What a joke.

Why is it that "artists" who are Repuke supporters are has-beens, wanna-be's or people who just plain suck?

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any post that has to do with the shortcomings of such a putz (no pun) is ok by me.

And Paddy..You're right. Cliffy takes his penis pump very seriously.

Why is it that "artists" who are Repuke supporters are has-beens, wanna-be's or people who just plain suck?

What other kind of Repuke supporters are there?

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Gen. JC Christian, Patriot said...

He once bragged that he shit in his pants for a week so he could avoid Vietnam. I'm writing him a letter, now.

 
At 10:37 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

Now I know I have hit the big time! The General has showed up! JC my man, I can't wait to see the letter, and wil of course send my loyal readers your way your way.

ASEXUALLY YOURS,

CLIFF

 
At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cowering under the halo humbly....

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger merlallen said...

Yep, all gung ho about war now. During Vietnam, when his turn came, he was a lot less gung ho. Just another Republican't chickenhawk.

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger A Hermit said...

I once fell asleep at a Ted Nugent concert. He's just that boring as a guitarist. He needs all the other props to hide that fact and get some attention.

Nigel Tufnel could kick his ass in a guitar showdown...

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The general consensus we reached in the 7th grade was that all Nugent's songs sounded the same. And we were ACDC freaks, no strangers to repetition. His delivery was ridiculous, too: "My love... my... love... IS LIKE A TI-YER I-YERNNN!" Whooee boy now that's rock 'n' roll.

 

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