Sunday, December 31, 2006

Pathetically desperate or on crystal meth?

I report you decide.

6 Comments:

At 12:17 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Bless you Ed. I wish I had no idea who she is...Think Paris Hilton, but slightly more bulemic and a slightly better actor (I use the "term" better with caution)...

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

At the very least, it would be an interesting campaign. I wonder if she'll include her crotch shots on her campaign posters? It should get her the skank vote.

I'll have to think of a few campaign slogans for her.

 
At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Lindsay Lohan's district, apparently the field is wide open.

I apologize. That was one too many crotch shot references.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

gottalaff

Good one! I love that raunchy humor!

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

You're right gottalaff, it would definitely be an open primary with no single candidate having the vote nailed down.

But you had better be ready in a pinch, because with all the variables in politics, things could get hairy...

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff, oy. Stop! I can't take any more! : D

Mary Ellen, that's what happens when you're raised with an older brother. I have a mind/mouth like a drunken sailor. I tone it down for public consumption. : )

 

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