Sunday, December 31, 2006

Pathetically desperate or on crystal meth?

I report you decide.

7 Comments:

At 11:26 AM, Blogger Ed Sikov said...

I have to confess this - I have no idea who Lindsay Lohan is.

She's a girl, right? That may have something to do with it.

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

Bless you Ed. I wish I had no idea who she is...Think Paris Hilton, but slightly more bulemic and a slightly better actor (I use the "term" better with caution)...

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

At the very least, it would be an interesting campaign. I wonder if she'll include her crotch shots on her campaign posters? It should get her the skank vote.

I'll have to think of a few campaign slogans for her.

 
At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Lindsay Lohan's district, apparently the field is wide open.

I apologize. That was one too many crotch shot references.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

gottalaff

Good one! I love that raunchy humor!

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Cliff in DC said...

You're right gottalaff, it would definitely be an open primary with no single candidate having the vote nailed down.

But you had better be ready in a pinch, because with all the variables in politics, things could get hairy...

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff, oy. Stop! I can't take any more! : D

Mary Ellen, that's what happens when you're raised with an older brother. I have a mind/mouth like a drunken sailor. I tone it down for public consumption. : )

 

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