Friday, August 24, 2007


During the last Democratic debate, Dennis Kucinich accidentally combined two words, and then corrected himself and went on.

The two words were "judgment" and "wisdom". It came out as "jusdom".

I like this unintentional word. I've created a Webster's entry for it:

Main Entry: jus·dom
Pronunciation: 'juz-d&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English jUsdOm
1 a : accumulated philosophic or scientific learning combined with authoritative opinion : SCHECTERISM
b : ability to discern inner qualities and relationships : UNBUSHOSITY
: good sense : ANTI-CHENYABILITY
: generally accepted belief with capacity to be sensible :
2 : a wise attitude, belief, or course of action created by decree of the courts
3 : the teachings of the ancient wise men : OLBERMANNISTICS
synonym see SANITY
antonym see ROVE


At 7:05 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

One is never too old to learn new words.

At 7:53 PM, Blogger Ashen Shard said...


At 9:41 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Schecterism. I like that one.
Olbermannistics. Love that.
Come to think of it, I love all of them.
You are sooo smart, Laffy.

At 9:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gottalaff see FUNNY. (I can't bold or underline anything in this box, but you get the idea.)

At 10:56 PM, Blogger Kerri said...

Sounds kinda dirty. Although it could just be my mood. Be that as it may you might want to add a bit for the dirty minded among us.
Something having to do with Olberman will do nicely.
addy in the gutter

At 12:23 AM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Gutterism : Us

At 12:35 AM, Blogger Kirsten said...

We wouldn't be us without a gutter. After all, that where the margaritas are.

At 12:50 AM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Sshhhhhhhhh, that's our little secret.

Nobody else read this! It's classified!

At 1:41 AM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Oh, come on, now, everyone already knew. We're lousy at keeping our mouths shut. Now I'm going to go and open my brand new tequila, because season three of House is waiting.

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