Who pimped Karl Rove's ride?
The top aide flew to Texas with President Bush after announcing his resignation this month, and left his car in the West Wing driveway.
When he comes back to the White House tonight, Rove will find the Jaguar tricked out with an "I love Barack Obama" bumper sticker, a stuffed-animal elephant on the hood and twin plush-toy eagles on the trunk.
And oh, to make sure everything stays perfectly in place, the Jag is all wrapped up in plastic.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. So why couldn't they have also wrapped him up and sent him far, far away. I hear dough travels well.