Dear Rudy,
I love you. Will you kiss me like you mean it?
Love,
Your no-longer-secret admirer,
Jill Lawrence, USA Today
"Suffice it to say Republicans have never had a presidential candidate like this — half Woody Allen, half Rambo and 100% cerebral."
posted by GottaLaff @ 8:04 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Gag me with a comb-over.
Gross.
Kirsten,
Check your email. Read the second one first.
Laffy
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY MIND!!! STOP IT!!!!
Did someone actually write that garbage? Are you sure you are not accidentally linking to The Onion? Please, lie to me if you have to.
Addy,
Yes, honey, it's all a dream.
No, it's in USA Today. I want to puke.
Uch, we have to listen to this until next November? Anyone know how to induce a 15 month coma?
No, but I find alcohol a good short term solution. Tequila is preferable, but vodka will do in a pinch.
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