Thursday, August 23, 2007



Dear Rudy,
I love you. Will you kiss me like you mean it?

Love,
Your no-longer-secret admirer,
Jill Lawrence, USA Today
"Suffice it to say Republicans have never had a presidential candidate like this — half Woody Allen, half Rambo and 100% cerebral."
I write comedy, but I can't top that.

h/t to
Media Matters

9 Comments:

At 8:13 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Gag me with a comb-over.

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Gross.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Kirsten,
Check your email. Read the second one first.

Laffy

 
At 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY MIND!!! STOP IT!!!!

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger addy said...

Did someone actually write that garbage? Are you sure you are not accidentally linking to The Onion? Please, lie to me if you have to.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Addy,
Yes, honey, it's all a dream.



No, it's in USA Today. I want to puke.

 
At 11:02 PM, Anonymous binzbok said...

Uch, we have to listen to this until next November? Anyone know how to induce a 15 month coma?

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger Kirsten said...

No, but I find alcohol a good short term solution. Tequila is preferable, but vodka will do in a pinch.

 
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