Friday, July 27, 2007

Is it just me...


By far the most compelling confirmation of the phallic meaning of the president's aircraft-carrier cakewalk was found on the hot-selling "George W. Bush Top Gun action figure" manufactured by Talking Presidents. I originally ordered one to use as part of the cover design for this book.

The studly twelve-inch flyboy not only comes with a helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen mask, but underneath his flight suit is a full "basket" --- a genuine fake penis, apparently constructed with lifelike silicone.

I'll just let that percolate in your mind for a bit.

Or is that not the most bizarre thing you've ever heard? I mean, Ken's been around for 40 years and he's STILL not gotten one.

Totally unfair, and I'm sure completely dimensionally inaccurate.

I must own that doll.


At 11:43 PM, Blogger Paddy said...

Must own.

At 1:29 AM, Blogger Kirsten said...

This is beyond disturbing...
Yet I want one.


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