Is it just me...
DigbyBy far the most compelling confirmation of the phallic meaning of the president's aircraft-carrier cakewalk was found on the hot-selling "George W. Bush Top Gun action figure" manufactured by Talking Presidents. I originally ordered one to use as part of the cover design for this book.
The studly twelve-inch flyboy not only comes with a helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen mask, but underneath his flight suit is a full "basket" --- a genuine fake penis, apparently constructed with lifelike silicone.
I'll just let that percolate in your mind for a bit.
Or is that not the most bizarre thing you've ever heard? I mean, Ken's been around for 40 years and he's STILL not gotten one.
Totally unfair, and I'm sure completely dimensionally inaccurate.
I must own that doll.