I don't even want to know where he put the hazard triangles......
Mich. Man Jogged Nude to 'Feel Alive'
By SVEN GUSTAFSON, Associated Press Writer
Friday, July 13, 2007
(07-13) 18:12 PDT DETROIT (AP) --
A man who was sentenced to 30 days in jail for taking his daily run while wearing only a stocking cap, gloves and reflective tape said that the nude jogging made him "feel alive," according to police.
Russell Rotta, 49, told police that he had been running naked since he was a teenager and that he generally woke up each day around 4 a.m. to conceal the activity from his wife.
Rotta reported running in the nude six miles a day every day, weather permitting.
Rotta told police he didn't indulge his habit to disturb anyone or receive sexual gratification. He said he generally confined his running to open fields and wooded areas away from roads.
He wore reflective tape around his arms, ankles, waist and thighs to avoid being hit when he crossed roads, the police report said.
I'm sorry, there is some kink going on here no matter what he says.
Tape around your arms, ankles, waist and thighs?
Removing it seems dicey, and don't forget this is Michigan.