Saturday, July 14, 2007

Coming soon to a screen near you! Bin Laden on video!
Released just in time to distract 70% of U.S. citizens
who are fed up with the Iraq occupation and Bush in general!
CAIRO, Egypt - A new al-Qaida videotape posted Sunday on a militant Web site featured a short, undated clip of a weary-looking Osama bin Laden praising martyrdom. [...]

Bin Laden glorified those who die in the name of jihad, or holy war, saying even the Prophet Muhammad "had been wishing to be a martyr."

"The happy (man) is the one that God has chosen him to be a martyr," added bin Laden, who was shown outdoors wearing army fatigues and looking tired.

You know this is getting old when even Osama's pooped out.


At 9:04 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Bush fatigue. Occupation fatigue. B.S. fatigue. Fatigue fatigue.

At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, Osamie's tuckered out. When he finally gets there, those 70 virgins are gonna be disappointed.

At 9:56 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Don't leave those last 2 virgins out. Not that 70's not enough to blow yourself to pieces for.


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