Coming soon to a screen near you! Bin Laden on video!
Released just in time to distract 70% of U.S. citizens
who are fed up with the Iraq occupation and Bush in general!
Released just in time to distract 70% of U.S. citizens
who are fed up with the Iraq occupation and Bush in general!
CAIRO, Egypt - A new al-Qaida videotape posted Sunday on a militant Web site featured a short, undated clip of a weary-looking Osama bin Laden praising martyrdom. [...]
Bin Laden glorified those who die in the name of jihad, or holy war, saying even the Prophet Muhammad "had been wishing to be a martyr."
"The happy (man) is the one that God has chosen him to be a martyr," added bin Laden, who was shown outdoors wearing army fatigues and looking tired.
You know this is getting old when even Osama's pooped out.
posted by GottaLaff @ 8:50 PM
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3 Comments:
Bush fatigue. Occupation fatigue. B.S. fatigue. Fatigue fatigue.
Aww, Osamie's tuckered out. When he finally gets there, those 70 virgins are gonna be disappointed.
Don't leave those last 2 virgins out. Not that 70's not enough to blow yourself to pieces for.
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