Bush Rubs Soldier's Wound
This was actually reported a little while back. Nobody picked up on it. Well, nobody but our trusty friend OhDave. President Bush actually wanted to touch a soldier's wound. Yeah, I said "touch it."
Does that not spook anyone else out a little bit? Perhaps make you feel a bit icky, like David Vitter's dry cleaner? In any case, OhDave has the whole story.