The Romney Boys have a blog! A Gosh-Oh-G-Rated blog! It's called Five Brothers, and is the most popular feature on Mitt's website. And, golly wolly, you can see why:
Tagg Romney, 37, loves the Sox and has a thing for Billy Joel. Matt Romney, 35, always tunes in to "Saturday Night Live," and Josh Romney, 31, likes to surf and water-ski. Ben Romney, 29, hesitates to call his dog, Kingsley, a half yorkie and half poodle, "a yorkie-poo." And Craig Romney, 26, a Tom Brady look-alike, has 337 friends on MySpace and cites his dad, along with the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., as his heroes.Aren't they fun? Wowsers, I can't resist just one more snippety-snip-snippet:
On the blog's most popular entry, Josh asked readers to name the family's newly purchased used RV, which he will be driving to the 99 counties in Iowa. Suggestions poured in, some funny, not all of them supportive.Oooo! Oooo! Did you catch that? You get to ask questions on their wacky, crazy bloggy-woggy!
"Heck on Wheels."
"Less Talk Express."
The brothers settled on "The Mitt Mobile: A Five Brothers' Bus."
"I can't believe we didn't think of that one growing up. We actually nicknamed the car my dad used to drive the 'gray grunt,' " Josh wrote. "It was an old silver Chevy Caprice Classic that was full of dings and dents, a true lemon that he drove for years. I have Tagg searching for a picture right now."
A query such as, "Being a Mormon, does Romney campaign on Sunday?" gets a reply -- yes, Romney tries to make it -- while something like, "Have any of the five Romney brothers, all healthy heterosexuals well under 42, considered volunteering for military service in the Global War on Terror?" is ignored.
Well, we wouldn't want Daddy Dearest to reveal too much, now would we? 'Cause boys just wanna have fun.