Monday, May 28, 2007

Why Am I So Excited Today?

Because in Northern Kentucky, just over two hours south of me, a great injustice has been righted. The Creationism Museum has opened!! It's a fun family locale where you too can take your seven-month old son to learn things like this:

Here exhibits show the Grand Canyon took just days to form during Noah's flood, dinosaurs coexisted with humans and had a place on Noah's Ark, and Cain married his sister to people the earth, among other Biblical wonders.
I am not yet finished with the fundraising, but am working on the next logical step. When I get my fundraising efforts together, we'll start on that overdue monument to explain to kids the exact process by which the Tooth Fairy drills their teeth out of their mouths when they sleep--and then leaves a nice gift under their pillow!

5 Comments:

At 9:30 AM, Blogger Paddy said...

Think of the good all that money could have done in their cities.

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger gimmeabreak said...

Friends, if you have not done so go to C&L and further for a devastating review of this museum by the LA Times. Quite funny, actually.

 
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on, admit it, a group of 10 adults, big adults, and their kids of all ages could have a great time there laughing and talking shit about the stupids. And it really would be educational for kids over a certain age: see this caveman and dinosaur, this is what didn't happen back then, but this sort of expenditure is what you can expect when you give to fundie churches. See this, grand canyon created in the big flood, this is what didn't happen, but this sort of thing, along with your reverend sleeping with your husband, wife, and children, is what you can expect when you give to fundie churches.

See these people working as docents here and in the gift shop selling crap to idiots? Well if you don't stay in school, it's that or Walmart for you!

And yeah, I would prefer they just call it Bedrock and have a nice Flintstone's motif, but then it's not my dollars.

I think it could be a blast!

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Eli said...

When I get my fundraising efforts together, we'll start on that overdue monument to explain to kids the exact process by which the Tooth Fairy drills their teeth out of their mouths when they sleep--and then leaves a nice gift under their pillow!

I have an educational Tooth Fairy video here - does that help?

 
At 8:18 AM, Anonymous Ms.Cellaneous said...

And how the Easter bunny lays those eggs...

Only a seven-month-old--or those with the intellectual capacity of a seven-month-old--could find this credible.

 

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