Sunday, May 06, 2007



Presented for your erudition with a complete absence of commentary.


Following a three-year investigation by federal and local authorities in Orange County, Calif., the owners of at least 10 massage parlors were arrested in March and accused of running prostitution establishments.

Among the investigators' findings was that, to reduce the cost of supplying condoms, the salons urged customers to use plastic food wrap, which management bought in large quantities.

Said District Attorney Tom Rackauckas, "I really don't think about (plastic food wrap) in the same way anymore."

[Los Angeles Times, 3-22-07]

5 Comments:

At 2:38 PM, Blogger Paddy said...

My mother always used saran wrap on dough..... waiting for it to rise......

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger Hill said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Makes "Cling to" a whole new thingie.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Watch out for those serrated edges!

BadaBING!!

 
At 5:01 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

This could cause a lawsuit if someone uses shrink wrap by accident.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

I tried to comment earlier but my link got me banned from Google for a a while.

You might be amazed at how people use this stuff. That's all I'll say.

 

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