I have a few questions:
Who are the "they" we're fighting in Iraq?
How could the cast of the sequel to "A Chorus Line" ("A Maniacal Chorus Line of Shockingly White Old Men in Simi Valley") face their idol's widow while denying her plea for stem cell research? Especially when some/most of them would most likely benefit from it sooner than later?
Is the rationale for being an evolution doubter that there is a chimp in the White House?
How many of the cast of "A Maniacal Chorus Line of Shockingly White Old Men in Simi Valley" have donated to the D.C. Madam's non-sexual $300 per hour massage "gals"?
Why am I still schlepping 30 minutes to a day job when it's in Seamy Valley?
Why don't people feel the need to take the time to become better informed?
What's up with the national fixation on celebrities?
When I wrote hundreds of jokes for a TV project for the Family Channel, why did Pat Robertson refuse to let me use the term "toilet paper"?
When will this list come to a merciful end?