Friday, May 04, 2007

I Feel Safer Already

Romney: Bin Laden Is Going To Pay And "He Will Die"...

McCain: I'll Follow Bin Laden "To The Gates Of Hell"...

Hmmm...Where have I seen this before, um...That's right:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive."

Here's the not so funny thing. He's alive. And we don't have him. So keep up the John Wayne talk guys, while your boss who you're so hesitant to criticize continues his six-year record of failing to catch the man who pulled off the single most deadly terrorist attack against the United States in our history.

9 Comments:

At 10:24 AM, Blogger Paddy said...

Sheesh Cliff, if they get rid of him, who are they gonna "Booga Booga FEAR" us with?

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Well, I have to agree with McCain. I think he will follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell. The question is, who will be holding the gate open for who? :-)

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Paddy said...

And what the HELL was it with that f'd up smile he whomped on us after that "Gates of HELL" statement. Just creepy.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

paddy

I don't know about your tv, but when he smiled after that statement, I thought I saw a few locusts fly out of his mouth...creey is right!

You have to give the guy points for trying, it was obvious that he practiced all those answers with the arm movements and facial expressions in front of the mirror for hours before the debate.

The funniest thing was seeing all those old white guys standing in a row. A lot of diversity there, eh? It reminded me of "middle aged man" on SNL a few years back.

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I half expected McCain to follow up on his "I'll Follow Osama to the Gates of Hell" with "And around the Norway Maelstrom" till "He Rolls over and spouts black blood." Then nail a twenty dollar Spanish gold piece to his podium for the man man who sights him.

 
At 1:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They seriously insult the intelligence of everyone watching that debate and listening to that phony tough-guy talk--or do they? After all, it is the out-of-touch Republicans.

Besides, it's hard to try and catch someone who's still considered a CIA asset. That's right, I said it.

 
At 2:49 AM, Blogger Yogi 's Music World said...

Hubba Hubba. It'll get 'em some girls! (Or maybe some young pages...)

Gee, I'm glad I didn't watch it....

 
At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Justin said...

Well hopefully this is the last call for the republican party for awhile. They've proven themselves to be inept, ineffective, bantering idiots when it comes to security. They've managed to align 72% of the country against them - which is a feat seeing as 72% of people can't agree on anything.

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger Oilfieldguy said...

Didja catch smirky li'l Chris Wallace using a Zawahiri talking point to paint the dems as being weak on terra? I know, the irony is way yonder thick. I put up a response over at my crib if you care to see it.

Great work over here Cliff!

 

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