I Feel Safer Already
Romney: Bin Laden Is Going To Pay And "He Will Die"...
McCain: I'll Follow Bin Laden "To The Gates Of Hell"...
Hmmm...Where have I seen this before, um...That's right:
"Wanted Dead Or Alive."
Here's the not so funny thing. He's alive. And we don't have him. So keep up the John Wayne talk guys, while your boss who you're so hesitant to criticize continues his six-year record of failing to catch the man who pulled off the single most deadly terrorist attack against the United States in our history.
posted by Cliff Schecter @ 10:02 AM
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8 Comments:
Well, I have to agree with McCain. I think he will follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell. The question is, who will be holding the gate open for who? :-)
And what the HELL was it with that f'd up smile he whomped on us after that "Gates of HELL" statement. Just creepy.
paddy
I don't know about your tv, but when he smiled after that statement, I thought I saw a few locusts fly out of his mouth...creey is right!
You have to give the guy points for trying, it was obvious that he practiced all those answers with the arm movements and facial expressions in front of the mirror for hours before the debate.
The funniest thing was seeing all those old white guys standing in a row. A lot of diversity there, eh? It reminded me of "middle aged man" on SNL a few years back.
I half expected McCain to follow up on his "I'll Follow Osama to the Gates of Hell" with "And around the Norway Maelstrom" till "He Rolls over and spouts black blood." Then nail a twenty dollar Spanish gold piece to his podium for the man man who sights him.
They seriously insult the intelligence of everyone watching that debate and listening to that phony tough-guy talk--or do they? After all, it is the out-of-touch Republicans.
Besides, it's hard to try and catch someone who's still considered a CIA asset. That's right, I said it.
Hubba Hubba. It'll get 'em some girls! (Or maybe some young pages...)
Gee, I'm glad I didn't watch it....
Well hopefully this is the last call for the republican party for awhile. They've proven themselves to be inept, ineffective, bantering idiots when it comes to security. They've managed to align 72% of the country against them - which is a feat seeing as 72% of people can't agree on anything.
Didja catch smirky li'l Chris Wallace using a Zawahiri talking point to paint the dems as being weak on terra? I know, the irony is way yonder thick. I put up a response over at my crib if you care to see it.
Great work over here Cliff!
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