Meanwhile In The Sunni Triangle

Have we won yet? Has the mission been accomplished? Are their markets just like the ones Mike Pence peruses in Indiana? Have they stood up so we can stand down? Have we gotten them over there so they can't get us over here? Are they in their "last throes." Do we just need another six months?

But remember Saddam's dead, so we should turn a corner anytime now. So stay the course, Commie!