Karl Rove Slimes Into Town

Turd Blossom is coming to Ohio. And in the department of you couldn't make this stuff up:

According to the county GOP's Web site, the go-to man for tickets to the event is none other than Matthew D. Parker, a former aide and campaign manager to ex-Rep. Bob Ney, who is now serving a prison term for corruption charges.

Don't worry Bob, Karl may be able to personally offer that hello soon between constructing license plates (yes, I know he'll be pardoned if he does in fact get busted, but please let a man dream).

Also from the piece:

If you want to see political fireworks without shelling out the bucks, you can always hang around outside the event, where Ohio Democratic Party spokesman Randy Borntrager promises that party activists will "show their displeasure with Karl Rove."

One can only hope with rotten eggs.