Sunday, March 18, 2007

Deep Thoughts For Diplomats

Yeah, um, let's say you're a Israeli diplomat to El Salvador. You with me so far?

Ok. Well, then, you might agree that it probably wouldn't be a good idea if you were, say, found outside your residence "drunk, naked, tied-up and surrounded by sex toys."

And unless your name can be loosely translated into Don Sherwood, you might not want to have a rubber ball secured in your mouth, so you can, ya know, talk to the proper authorities when they find you.

Something obviously went very wrong in this man's West Bank.

8 Comments:

At 3:14 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Comments anyone?

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger Paddy said...

There is a problem with this? Sounds like an average Saturday nite around here.....

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Ashen Shard said...

I heard that US diplomats supposedly treat embassies as their own little fiefdoms ... one even had to be restrained from running around an embassy in the buff ... so maybe this is only typical of diplomats and their staff from Western countries and we should not be surprised by the conduct of our or any other diplomats. Then again, maybe it is only typical of Bush administration appointees for our countries ... I would not be surprised if he was appointing persons from his fraternity.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

What? No Paris tapes (with subtitles)?

A rubber ball, huh? I could think of more incriminating things to have been found secured in his mouth.

PADDY!!! Shh! I thought that was just between us!

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney said...

The immorality here is not this man's private sex fetish, but his day job.

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Mauro said...

Yeah, probably not a good idea to be found outside your residence in that state, though honestly, a bit of rational thought will tell you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with the rest of those things (except maybe for the drunkenness). This kind of story gives a bad name to BDSM, and BDSM already has a horrible name to begin with due to the bad cases that get publicity (nonconsensual rapes and so on). Being found outside in that state is public indecency, but I think there's a lot more "outrage" (not really outrage, I guess) than is deserved for a man who enjoys kinky sex.

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger Robert said...

I'm dying to know what explanation he gave when he was found in such a state. I mean they fired him two weeks after they found him tied up, so he certainly had plenty of time to come up with a story, i.e., some guys slipped me roofies in a bar, etc. Was he really dumb enough to assume that "I was just unwinding after a bad week, honest" would sit well with his superiors back home?

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger melior said...

Some people just have to learn the hard way that it's not a good idea to piss off the Mossad.

 

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