Dear Mr Abrams,
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
3 SOLID DAYS OF BULLSHIT? Pandering backtalk, idiotic legal opinion (including your own) and a TOTAL DISREGARD OF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENING IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN IN A FT LAUDERDALE COURTROOM?
Okay, I've calmed down a bit, but c'mon Dan. Level with me here. I promise not to breathe a word. It was all a set up, right? Scripted from the get go, you took advantage of a bunch of preening attention seekers (you know that Judge can't be real) and threw 'em all in the mix.
Discrete whispers about "decomposition", eager hypotheses about the "fight over the baby", endless shots of courtrooms & doorways waiting for the parade of freaks to hustle thru.
'Cause that's what it was, right Dan? One big fat "carnival", "circus" or whatever pejorative applies at the time. A hustle. Wish I knew where to check for the ratings 'cause I'm guessing you're laughing all the way to the Nielsens.
Do you know what happened these past three days Dan? Soldiers died, the government ignoring them in death as it does when they return. IMPORTANT THINGS HAPPENED DAN.
But you'd never know about it from MSNBC this week.
(PS- That look on Dans' face is the same one my cats make when they smell something bad. Coincidence?)