Oh no! It can't be! What will I do!?!

Frist has decided not to run for president!

Big Winner so far this year: Sam Brownback. Rick Santorum, George Allen and now Frist have all been knocked out of the presidential race. Which means the so-called moderates like Giuliani, McCain and Romney split the vote while at least so far, the only big-name conservative potentially in the race other than Brownback is Newt Gingrich (if he is not too busy finding himself yet another wife).

So we would get the right-wing candidate we all crave, and then we can beat the snot out of him at the polls.

Let's hope Roy Moore, that nutbag Alabama judge, decides to live up to his threat this time to run as a Constitution Party candidate, then the right will really shatter....