Rudy Giuliani Goes To Wal-Mart


How cute to see Hizzoner pander to Iowans.

Maybe at Wal-Mart he can find the equipment he never bought the firefighters pre-9/11 so they could die while not being able to communicate with each other? Or perhaps he is shopping for a new Counterterrorism Center, one not stupidly placed right in the middle of the most likely site to be attacked? Or maybe he is looking for sex toys for his Southern Campaign Chairman, David Vitter? Or there is always that potential deal on Oxycontin, you know which he made sure his clients could lie about so thousands upon thousands of Americans could have their lives wracked with addiction?

He does tell us in the video how much he loves Wal-Mart. Which makes sense. They both come cheap. America's Moronic Mayor then offers that he doesn't want to talk politics, but is psyched to talk about The Yankees.

And yes, fans, that is what we need.

Another president who would rather be basebasll commissioner than president...and would inevitably suck at both.