Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Only One Answer: Impeach Gonzo

This is coming from Cliff Schecter, and nobody else at this site. So please direct all grammatically-challenged, historically-inaccurate hate-mail to moi (that is me in French, we Commies lapse into a bit of Francais now and again).

After yet another performance that saw our AG stumble, stammer and flat out lie under oath, even many Republicans are having none of it.

This serial-perjurer and hijacker of our legal system needs to be shown the door like he's a hooker who's already spent 7 minutes with David Vitter. For the sake of the rule of law in this country, it is time to impeach the man.


At 9:58 AM, Blogger gimmeabreak said...

Thanks to you and BNF to make it so freaking easy for us to do our civic duty (or commit treason - whatever side of the coin you're on).

I have signed and will feel good about it for the rest of the day.

At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Gene Gaudette said...

I'd imagine it takes more than seven minutes to change a diaper.

That being said, it is a tough choice between impeaching and finding the 67 votes needed to purge Gonzales forever from the body politic -- and I believe that second step would be far easier than many Dems believe given the current political calculus -- and leaving Gonzo dangling around Fratboy W. McDrydrunk's neck like the oversize, oiled, neutered albatross he is.

At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Gene Gaudette said...

Amending the above, I had meant to type, "I'd imagine it takes more than seven minutes to change a diaper when you factor in the happy ending." My bad.

At 10:35 AM, Blogger Fernando said...

in honor of ImPeaches,

Waterboard Peaches in a shot of tequila, lime and olive oil, then bury them under a layer fresh rosemary. Torture the peach under a chemical bath of powdered Cheyenne pepper.

When it is done screaming, top it with a jalapeno half tombstone. Grill on a slow hot flame for a good 20 minutes until soft.

Comes out looking like a tortured an bloodied peach and it's so delicious.

Perfect on Chicken Hawks.

At 10:51 AM, Blogger Ashen Shard said...

I have a better idea ... Impeach Cheney and Bush, then President Pelosi can start fixing the damage by replacing Gonzo.


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