Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Happy Helen is in the Front Row! See Happy Helen Smile!
See Bush Play Frat Boy and Ruin Her Mood
THE PRESIDENT: Let me cut the ribbon -- are you going to cut it with me,
Steve --and then why don't you all yell simultaneously?
Like, really loudly. (Laughter.)
And that way you might get noticed.

Q It doesn't sound like you're going to answer --
THE PRESIDENT: No, I will. I'll, like, listen --
Q And leave?
THE PRESIDENT: -- internalize, play like I'm going to answer the question,
and then smile at you and just say, gosh -- (laughter) -- thanks,

thanks for such a solid, sound question. Here we go, ready?
I'm going to cut the ribbon. (Laughter.)
Then you yell. I cogitate -- and then smile and wave. (Laughter.)
Q -- (inaudible) --
THE PRESIDENT: Brilliant question.
Q -- (inaudible) -- cogitating that, right?
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all. See you soon.
Q We look forward to seeing you come and do a little --
THE PRESIDENT: I will see you soon, thank you.
Q Y'all come back. (Laughter)
See the press do a jig with Mr. President? Golly, what a team!
Can you say "codependent"? But not Helen!
Stay tuned for the next episode!

**note from Paddy
Don't forget, this blog helped Helen keep her seat!!


At 7:18 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

I saw the Happy Helen photo and had to post something to augment it.

This interchange made me nauseous.

The next photo of Helen was probably of her gagging.

At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Helen's got too much class to gag in public... but she's probably smiling 'cause Bush tried to sound all smart using the word 'cogitate'. Probably learned it doing the Jumble.

At 10:21 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

Nah, he can't read, remember? He probably had it spelled out phonetically on his prompter and lucked in to saying it without stuttering and spitting.

At 10:22 PM, Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

Yes Helen is classy.. which we can't say that for Bush!


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