Immigration Bill Supporters Reconcile Themselves to Defeat

FOX News - 8 hours ago By Major Garrett and Trish Turner WASHINGTON - As day broke Thursday ahead of a vote to cut off debate on an immigration reform compromise, it appeared only the White House believed the bill could be saved.

As much as I hate to quote anything from Fixed News, that bolded part struck me. Why? Because it is so often that "only the White House believes" in things that nobody else can even fathom.

• Only the White House believes that we're making "real progress" in Iraq.
• Only the White House believes that free trade is to everyone's benefit, but that their no-bid, crony private contractors don't comprise a shadow government or waste billions at the expense of the lives and health of our military, Katrina victims, and the middle class.
• Only the White House believes that the Vice President's office isn't part of the executive branch.
• Only the White House believes that spying on fellow Americans is A-OK.
• Only the White House believes that they didn't appoint U.S. Attorneys for political reasons.
• Only the White House believes that they still have the Latino vote.
  
• Only the White House believes that Cheney, Condi, Gonzo, et al are doing a hekuvah job.
  
• Only the White House believes that [insert any Bush appointee here] is doing a hekuvah job.
• Only the White House believes that Bush is doing a hekuvah job.

I don't need to go on. We can continue the Fantasy Fun List in Comments.