Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

...over and over and over and over again, without remorse, I might add.. For I am a driver in the L.A. area.

Vatican Has Ten Commandments for Drivers

Among them:

"It called for drivers to obey speed limits and to exercise a host of Christian virtues: charity to fellow drivers, prudence on the roads, hope of arriving safely and justice in the event of crashes." But one should avoid:

"impoliteness, rude gestures, cursing, blasphemy, loss of sense of responsibility or deliberate infringement of the highway code."
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"I think the Vatican has lost its marbles," [movie director Dino Risi] added, according to the ANSA news agency.