Tuesday, May 08, 2007


Oh boy, kids! It's interactive fun-time with MAD-LIBeralS!
Just fill in the words to create your very own tale!!

Once upon a time, many, many years ago--okay, 6-- people knew little about our current adjective president. Now, boys and girls, at that time, he thought that he was the center of the entire noun and that every citizen in the land and all of the noun revolved around him and his nouns. And he still does!

But wait! Soon, a/an
adjective prince/princess named proper noun discovered the truth. Why, he/she knew more about noun(s) than nearly anyone in Americaland! Especially how the earth revolves around the noun, not the president. And how, if not properly cared for, Mother Earth would turn into a very adjective, adjective ball of noun! And also how the Commander Guy's subjects aren't his subjects at all, but in fact, his nouns. The prince/princess banished many, many of the very things the president revered, like verbing detainees and verbing nouns during an election!

Finally, after not too long, there was a biiiiig Inquiry, called an Im-peach-ment. Can you all say "impeachment"? I knew that you could! And the very adjective, very adjective president finally went to proper noun. The citizens threw noun at him, and called him names, like adjective and noun. After decades, the former president of Americaland still hadn't learned the moral of the story, which is:

Never try to verb the people of Americaland, or they'll verb you until you verb.

The End


At 10:11 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Isn't it nice to have a real comedy writer here instead of, well, me...


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