Friday, August 31, 2007


The Week That Was 7/27/2007

Another week. More preposterousness to report.

I am not gay. I never have been gay. I was only getting a massage from those "Central American" hookers. I was only massaging my mistress, not choking her. I was only attracted to those pages because I am an alcoholic.

Is this a political party or the left-over members of Heaven's Gate who weren't beamed up to Scotty (calm down Larry, that is only an expression)? I mean, are you kidding me? Really, are you kidding me?

These guys talk about family values like they live in a "Leave It To Beaver" world, when really, they would have to pay for either beaver or Beaver, if not lucky enough to catch him while in the john.

Wow, I even learned some new things about the GOP this week. For example, it seems they have to be proficient at tapping to get any illicit action. If so, then they are the party of Fred Astaire.

I also learned that some hearty-whoring, a seemingly weekly-to-monthly engagement for David Vitter, is not treated like a potential bathroom boinking for a man who has apparently been crossing light sabers with other Y-chromes at Union Station for a quarter century now.

Moral, or lack thereof: Sex with anonymous women for pay: Good. Sex with anonymous men through hand signal: Bad--yet, much like with Mark Foley, only when discovered by the media.

Can Rep. Frank Wolf stop fighting the War On Porn? It may be the only thing saving the GOP from giving in and holding one big group orgy.


At 10:09 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

In the Wizard of Oz, there's the line, "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"

In the Republican version of Oz, there's the line, "Is this good sex, or bad sex?" The former, you get re-elected; the latter, you resign in shame.

They're all bad witches. And one by one they're melting.

Did I mention I loved this rant, Cliffdog?

At 10:15 PM, Blogger Kerri said...

That was a good rant. Not to put too fine a point on it, however, I am thinking beaver would be off limits to this crowd. But then, what do I know.

At 10:24 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

You know a lot more than they do. You don't have a police record.

Do you?

At 10:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I think it's going to be a slow week and Cliffie will be hard-pressed to come up with something, all hell breaks loose and it's like taking candy from a baby.

So much corruption, so little band-width.

At 11:23 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Isn't all repub sex bad sex? You can't have good sex without knowing what to do, right?

At 11:25 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

I was being generous. I should have said, "No sex" and "Bad sex". That would have been more accurate.

At 11:28 PM, Blogger Kirsten said...

Ah, now that makes more sense.


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