Tuesday, July 24, 2007

My ABLOG Column

It got delayed until today. So in case you missed it, enjoy (or not, as you will):

The Week That Was 7/20/07

Another Week. More preposterousness to report.

What a week it's been for the ranting-rube named O'Reilly. Sadly, he was forced to take a few hours off from falafel-gazing and sizing up Miss New Jersey's potential for an on-air loofahing so he could accuse Yearly Kos attendees of resemblign the "KKK" and "Nazis." Meanwhile, showing their usual level of consistency, FoxNews just added a new robo-contributor who likes to call Barack Obama racist names when not auditioning for a role as a Woody Allen character.

They report, Sean Hannity decides.

And speaking of the mendacious who lack function in their frontal lobe, let's talk about a few GOP Senators, namely Susan Collins and Mitch McConnell. The former, a know-nothing professional liar, who liked to claim term limits until her two terms were cashed and still calls herself a "moderate," while voting for Benito Alito and joining hands with every Iraq-enabling, rubber-stamp, McCain-for-brains in the Senate.

The woman endorsed Sir John of Arizona for President. She was endorsed by Lieberman. She campaigned with Bush. What else do you need to know about her marriage to Sunni-Shiite violence and American soldiers dying in a war based upon lies, besides the fact that when she opens her mouth she actually sounds like she has a couple of spent mortal shells in it.

It's called RIF Suze. Reading Is Fundamental. It's never too late you see.

As for McConnell. Well, what can we say about George W. Bush's best friend? He's been cowering in a closet somewhere on the Capitol grounds lately (Lindsey Graham's suite?), issuing his orders but too scared to provide consistent opinions on immigration and Iraq, lest his corporate bosses crack the whip against his already greased and prone corpus and make him scream "sir may I have another?"

It's gonna be ok Mitch. Just come on out of that closet and share your strong, firm, manly positions on all issues where there may be some corporate benefactor to please, particularly Communist China. You know, the place where you like to ship our jobs in return for food more polluted than Rush Limbaugh's red blood cells.

Surely there must be some more legislation for the common-good you can obstruct in your never-ending quest to collect more cash than a de-pantsed hooker on David Vitter's lawn?

Remember folks. These two clowns are up for reelection next year. It's time to show them that jokers, are in fact, not wild.


At 7:07 PM, Blogger GottaLaff said...

This post illustrates perfectly why I Claudius should never confuse me with Cliffdog.

Did I mention I'm building a shrine to you, Cliffy?

At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor poor Susan, she's playing Mary Pickford with a Steven King script........


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