A Woman's Touch

It's apparently something Karl Rove is not at all comfortable with. Particularly that of only a mildly attractive woman, like say Sheryl Crow. I know I spend nights full of nightmares that that very moment may someday present itself.

The General, or JC to his friends, is only looking out for Rove's purity, and therefore chastises the Secret Service for ever allowing such a travesty to transpire.

Now, sadly, cooties are everywhere.