Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Weekly Worst In McCain Pandering

We--the humble folks trying to give you an accurate view of The Real McCain--summarize, because you're just too darn busy to keep up with every McCain flip-flop, sell out or new principle:

* John McCain's cool with missing a vote on his war, but he'll make sure to lecture South Carolina students on how taking really cold showers will allow them to forego sex outside of marriage. Unless you're McCain, it's the 1970s and you're cheating on your then-wife with your current one.

* John McCain thinks Roe v. Wade must absolutely positively be overturned. Except he said something very different in 1999. And the rules don't apply to his daughter. She has the right to control her body, unlike, say, everyone who's name is not McCain.

* McCain is a keynote speaker at The Discovery Institute on Friday, as it seems he has personally discovered how to change his position on evolution multiple times. The Discovery Institute thinks evolution is hoax, up there with gravity and electric stoves. They also think we should replace constitutional with Biblical government. Very different than, say, the Taliban. Very different.

* Iraq war debacle - Rumsfeld's fault. Even though not too long ago McCain was saying some very nice things about The Donald. I am just shocked McCain would change his mind!

* A tip from our loyal reader basheert: "Thune (who has endorsed McCain) told Capitol Briefing he extracted a promise from the Arizonan on judicial nominations. Thune said McCain told him he would appoint 'guys like Roberts and Alito'. That's a reference to Chief Justice John Roberts and Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, both of whom were nominated by President Bush and were popular selections among Christian conservatives." The pandering continues.

* "What I have found out in my life, is that every time I have done something for political reasons and not the right reasons, I have paid a very heavy price for it — a big price.” Like your soul perhaps? But I digress, McCain said this, ironically enough, as he met with religious broadcasters in Orlando, you know, the kinds of folks he called "agents of intolerance" only a few years ago.

We hope you've enjoyed this week's edition. If we can make any promise to you, knowing John McCain's willingness to do anything to become president, it's that we'll be back next week!


At 2:27 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

John McCain has no soul. Haven't you ever looked into those dead eyes of his?

At 2:39 PM, Blogger Cliff Schecter said...

Way too many times mary ellen. Writing a book on him and reading about him/writing about him 6-8 hours a day is one of the most painful things I have ever done...

At 2:47 PM, Blogger Ed Sikov said...

Hey, did you hear? He changed his name.

It used to be McCain't.

At 4:29 PM, Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Oh Cliff! My heart goes out to you, sir. You're a true patriot.

ed silkov: "McCaint"....funny!

At 6:24 PM, Blogger Hill said...

Derail the "Express" now.

At 12:55 AM, Blogger Greg said...

Keep it up, Cliff… Thanks for all your hard work!
I'm worried about Giuliani, myself…

At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff, it looks like he's speaking at a luncheon co-hosted by Discovery Institute, CityClub Seattle and World Affairs Council - the latter two I respect. The more accurate question isn't why is McCain speaking at the luncheon, but why are CityClub and WAC tied up w/Discovery in any way?


At 2:04 PM, Blogger DenverJuggler said...

Another item to add:

This guy is not only a huge flip flopper he has ZERO self-respect.
He must have sold it to help pay for his Presidential Campaign - probably didn't get much for it though anyway.

McCain made accusations that were TRUE about Cheney and then apologized according to this article I found through the Huffington Post


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